15 pm? Not hardly.

Recently Google, oddly having to play catchup with Microsoft, released a feature within their Maps Tool that more or less predicts what speeds will generally be obtainable when driving on certain roads at a certain time of day. Let me start off by saying the amount of data to be crunched on this is great and wide.

Fortunately most of the work has already been done for Google, Microsoft, and any other players. Why am I taking a shit on this instead of praising it? There is a government agency that has been around for a while called the BTS, or in a longer phrasing: the U.S. Department of Transportation, Research and Innovative Technology Administration, Bureau of Transportation Statistics. They specialize in data that could be used to extrapolate these prediction algorithms. Actually on second thought, they already figured all of this out. The equations have been written out for a number of years, I remember reading an research paper on this when I was about 18 or 19 (not that long ago actually). Yes, I am nerd, I subscribe to the BTS Journal. And why not, its free.

There is an enormous amount of data that gets published by the Govt that covers these topics but you have to know where to look, which is why I’m surprised this hasn’t been seen before on any number of Traffic geared sites. Anyway, back on topic…

Google’s results are are pretty good, but they aren’t perfect. Any Portlander will tell you that I-5 around the Vancouver-Portland transit area is pretty much screwed from 4:30 to 6. Seriously, you’d be better riding a bike, I have many times enviously glared at a biker while waiting at an I-5 on ramp. Likewise I can personally tell you that 26 W around Cedar Mill’s is not in 50 mph+ condition during rush hour. And maybe that is why they only provide predictions in 15 minute blocks. With the amount of variables involved its impossible to predict anything like this without more real time data. A problem with predicting these types of systems is that the data you have is worthless without someone who is actually following the plan:

I’m not sure or not if Google loaded up their company cars with GPS trackers and sent them out during traffic conditions to test the system but this becomes a necessary step. Data would need to further be enriched and not just based on data stream reports of traffic, as probably provided by Traffic.com to Google (just like Microsoft), but from actual drivers in traffic. Dash Express is a navigation unit that is working to solve this dilemma because each of their users enriches the data and prediction for future trips. From this point of view Dash could actually become more valuable from the data they provide than from the systems and subscriptions they sell to users.

This brings me to my final point. An age old quandary is: why is the line I am in the longest? Answer: because you are in it. Any variable that isn’t fixed, like human input and performance, is something that can never be perfectly calculated. The line is longest because you are physically “one more”… the average people in a line (x) becomes x + 1 when you join it, which will statistically be more than any other line over an amount of time.

The issue of traffic prediction can bring this rule into play: I have 500 users using Google traffic in the morning to predict their morning commute and maybe 10,000 who are not. The 500 may look at the data and say, “well, this road has historically been 20 mph and below so I will take this alternate route” and proceed to use their alternate routes. Those who were originally traveling on the alternate routes then see all this new traffic and make a benefit decision “should I stay or should I go now (ok, now I’m humming the song dammit). So, unless there was only the roads for which traffic prediction was available, ie a closed system, Google’s algorithms, like BTS’, will never be able to model us.

All said I’m damn glad that more companies are thinking of this issue and applying their skills. No offense to Microsoft but Google will probably be the first company to tap into Dash’s userbase, being the more savvy of the two. Neither may be able to model us perfectly, but tracking everyone (lets hope this avoids the License plate issue in StreetView? M’kay) may be the best solution to this problem.

At least until computers control the traffic. Let’s hope they arent running Vista.

I am not a professional statistician, which makes what I said above, from a practical standpoint, worthless. But that also means that if I’m wrong I probably won’t really care anyway. *wink*

For a long time we have been having some issues with our water heater. Its slow, unreliable, and a relic from before I was born, from what I can tell by the condition of it. It recently has been releasing hot water with the regularity of my-jerk-of-a-dog-whenever-he-gets-excited and its overall performance has been rapidly decreasing.

This wouldn’t be an issue because most water heaters have a small reservoir with a drain pipe. Well said drain pipe hasn’t actually been draining. Its efficiency also wouldn’t be an issue if our landlord paid the water on our apt, but when faced when 200+ dollar water bills it gets a little old.

Our complex is finally under new management as of two weeks; we are in the honeymoon stage so they are looking to make good, which is important since some of the tenants have stuck by for more than four years, despite the aging cabinetry and questionable construction.

Example: my fridge is probably the original unit and is Harvest Gold. The back patio door is upside down, presumably because they ordered the model with the wrong pane of fixed glass. How can I tell? The toggle switch to open the door is facing the wrong direction.

In an olive branch move we will be getting a new water heater on Friday! Yay! Downside: it appears that this means that I will be without hot water Thursday night to Friday morning.

No morning shower? I wash my face a bajillion times a day and don’t like to be in warm weather because it makes me feel dirty. How the hell am I going to last w/o a morning shower? Solution: Thursday night shower and shave, sleep with minimum blankets to make sure I don’t sweat (ew?). Morning: wash face with water heated by stove (classy!!) and then hobo shower with handy wipes.

Lemme just first off say that I am in luft with MBL and all of its users and creators. We’ve only been going out for a short time but I think it might be the one. In a move to further our union, which the Church chooses to ignore I might add, I am verifying our bond: I as author, and MBL as… wait does that make MBL my wife? Husband? Husbear? Brusband?

Anyway, this is for you MBL.

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

I have a big appreciation for “ethereal” advertising, or any ads that, instead of hone the fine craft of shilling me things that come in those impossible blister packs, show me the humanity and playfulness of a brand, product or company. Sony UK first started maximizing this trend with their Paint ads and the Clay campaign in NYC from Sony USA.

Recently Sony put out their newest Ethereal ad in the UK that has all those qualities above and more.

This doesn’t really help me want an oddly expensive and tiny digital camera any more, but the next time I look at something Sony I will be reminded of exactly wants Sony for me to believe and not what they don’t: that they are a giant conglomeration who enjoys making products that are mostly incompatible with even other Sony products.

Schweppes released the same type of ad earlier this year which doesn’t really promote any products at all:

Old branding techniques have still managed to cling to us for the last 15 years, well evidenced in the rather horrible media advertising done by the Telecom industries. Its sad to see us stagnate when other countries have evolved. Hell, we are just starting to figure out QR codes, which are now more like a quaint notion than something that could be actually utilized. The saturation of technology compared to other nations has a lot to do with this. We used to be able to pride ourself on innovation…

We could blame all of this on evolution and the weak dollar but all my arguments for those leave me feeling empty.

Excuse me while I go fill myself up with a Schweppes Ginger Ale.*

*Don’t you hate it when blog posts go nowhere?

Update: Link for full song used in Schweppes ad: Cinematic Orchestra (feat Patrick Watson) - To Build a Home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjjc59FgUpg